You might be a Cajun if:

 a.  You start an Angel Food cake with a roux.....
 b.  Watching "Wild Kingdom" inspires you to write acookbook.....
 c.  You think the head of the United Nations is
      Boudreaux-Boudreaux-Guillory.....
 d.  You think a lobster is a crawfish onsteroids.....
 e.  You think Groundhog Day and Boucherie Day arethe same Holiday.....
 f.   You think boudin, hogshead cheese and Bud is abland diet.....
 g.  You take a bite of 5-Alarm Texas chili andreach for the Tabasco...
 h.  Fred's Lounge in Mamou means more to you thanthe Grand Ole Opry.....
 i.   You have an "envy" for something instead of acraving.....
 j.   You use a gill net to play tennis, volleyballor badminton....
 k.  The "horsepower" of your outboard motor isgreater than the
       "horsepower" of your car.....
 l.   You pass up a trip abroad to go to theCrawfish Festival in Breaux
      Bridge.....
 m.  Your children's favorite bedtime story begins
      with "First you make a roux".....
 n.  Your teacher explains the four basic foodgroups as fried seafood,
      boiled seafood, broiled seafood and seafoodgumbo.....
 o.  You're asked to name the four seasons andreply, "Onion, celery, bell
      pepper and garlic".....
 p.  Your description of a gourmet dinner includesthe words "deep fat
      fried".....
 q.  You let your black coffee cool, and find that it has jelled.....
 r.   You describe a yard of boudin and cracklins as
      breakfast.....
 s.  Your mother says, "Well, I got the rice cooking. What do y'all  want      for supper?".....
 t.   None of your vacation destinations are northof the old Mississippi
      River Bridge.....
 u.  You refer to Louisiana winters as "Gumbo weather".....
 v.  You get a bad look from your wife and say, "She passed me a pair of      eyes".....
 w. You greet your long lost friend on arrival atLafayette Airport with,
      "TiiEeeeeeeeeeeeee, KeeeeYaaawwwww".....
 x.  You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the
      dead ones", and you KNOW what that means.....
 y.  You learned to play Bou-ree the hard way,holding yourself up in the
      crib.....
 z.  You give up Tabasco for lent.....
 aa. You know the difference between Zatarain,Zeringue and Zydeco.....
 ab. Your high school band's rendition of theNational Anthem begins with,
       "Jambalaya, crawfish pie, file gumbo".....
 ac. You stand when they play Jolie Blanc.....
 ad. You think the Mason-Dixon line runs throughBunkie.....
 ae. You consider Breaux Bridge the capitol of thestate and Lafayette
       the capitol of the nation..